"'Getting older is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.' Keith Richards 'Who cares? Let's get it out there, while it lasts. At 70, I'll be throwing them over my shoulders.' Catherine Zeta Jones referring to her topless photos You could have the best sex of your life in your 60s and 70s... if you never had sex until you were 60 or 70. Nora Ephron"

Born in Cardiff, Wales, Allison Vale taught A-Level History in London before becoming an author and specialist Advisory Teacher. She now lives in Somerset with her husband and their two children. Alison Rattle worked in London as a fashion designer before moving into publishing. Born in Liverpool, she now lives in Somerset with her partner and three children. Their previous publications include Mothers' Wit (Prion), Hell House and Other True Hauntings and Wrinklies Wit Forever (Prion)